you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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