I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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