On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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