i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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