You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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