she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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