no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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