Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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