Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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