i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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