Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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