got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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