My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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