Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
