Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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