I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
