just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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