A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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