so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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