Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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