I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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