I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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