I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
only if we run a train.
done.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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