I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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