In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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