I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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