Having a random hookup so left but love u
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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