She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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