Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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