He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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