I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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