How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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