At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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