Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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