There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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