hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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