these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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