either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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