My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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