i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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