Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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