I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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