she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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