I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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