We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
