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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
