The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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