people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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