uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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