I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am never drinking with the goths again.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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