i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
there is puke in my bra ... again
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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