we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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