do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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