so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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