it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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